...unless your cousin is in the hospital getting a facelift and needs your moral support or something. What I mean with all of this is that if you can go skate, then fucking do it… kill your park or rage through the streets… but a holiday? Whatever. Every day I get a chance to skate is a day better than any holiday could ever be. But I digress…

Let’s say you don’t feel like skating on this “holiday.” What else are you going to do? I mean, you could do regular shit like wash the dishes, learn origami, zone out on your Wii, all fine and good, but the boundaries are limitless.

With that, here are some ideas I came up with that I may use for myself if I find that I can’t skate on this most sacred of holidays:

Anyway, those are just some of my ideas. You probably have better ones. Smoking is pretty awesome though.