This site is part satire and part review. I don't claim any ownership of any logos, trademarks, artwork, symbols, names, or anything else owned by any individuals or companies.

In fact, I don't even stake a claim on the shit I did make... if you want anything off of this site, feel free to use it however you see fit. You could take my face and photoshop it onto a donkey making love to a yak and I'll be completely cool with it. You can even tell people that you made this site, I don't care.

Anyway, all of the stuff inside this site is legal as it falls under the Fair Use Doctrine, so don't sue me or you'll just look like an asshole. People already know I look like an asshole so I don't have anything to lose.

This is one of my cats... his name is Bandit and he'd like you to rub his belly on June 21st. Or any other day, really. Fat bastard.